Saturday, December 22, 2007

Random Musings

It has been a busy week for news but none of the stories sparked my interest to "Wax Eloquent" for several paragraphs on one subject. SO, I will touch lightly on a number of subjects that I consider interesting.

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Hillary Clinton, in the photo on the left, appears as we are used to seeing her on TV and in Print. In the photo on the right, we get a never before seen view of the TRUE Hillary. Wrinkled and haggard looking.

This can NOT be a miracle of make-up. I want to know what kind of spackle she uses to fill those wrinkles. I want to buy stock in that company because she must order it by the ton.

  • The NEWS story filling the headlines is the Stacey Peterson "disappearance". In my opinion, Her GOOFBALL husband killed her and wife #3 also. Striking similarities to the Laci Peterson murder on Christmas Eve 2002. Especially the names.
  • The "Huckster" Mike Huckabee has been OFFICIALLY REMOVED from my list that appeared last Sunday, December 16th. I told you I would be watching him. His memory is already failing: When asked if he wrote the speech that accused the President of "Bunker Mentality", he didn't remember. I would have given him a pass if he had admitted it, but using the forgetfulness excuse already means he is afraid to stand up for what he believes in. We don't need another Bubba in White House even if this one claims to be Republican.
  • BRAVO (Loud Applause) to Dana Perino, the current White House Press Secretary. She shut down the NY Times by forcing them to print a retraction to a story they twisted about a comment Dana made during a briefing. While addressing the problem in the White House Briefing Room she SHUT DOWN attempted interruptions by Helen Thomas, the rude, ignorant OLD BAG from Hearst Newspapers that thinks she owns the White House because she was one of the original squatters on the land the White House was built on.
  • I was struck by an amazing revelation this week while watching Fox News Channel. The reason they call it Fox News is because they have the absolute best looking group of Newsreaders of any network. They are ALL FOXES !!!!!!! Keep up the good work Fox News Network.
  • Bubba's Influence Makes It Into The Classroom: I knew it was only a matter of time until this happened. A high school teacher was approached by a female student who was in jeopardy of failing his class. After several days of demands by the teacher for oral sex as the ONLY way to fix her grades, the young female agreed to perform the act on the teacher to get a passing grade. The pair went into the Teacher's Lounge to consummate the act where the teacher was immediately arrested. It seems the student really wasn't that kind of girl and she reported the situation to authorities who promptly set up the sting and even had the student wear a wire to the classroom to record the "negotiations". I VOTE FOR CASTRATING THE TEACHER. Oh, and apparently Monica was that kind of girl.
  • Deborah LaFave is back in court for breaking the terms of her parole by talking to a girl (age 17 1/2 and therefore technically) under the age of 18. I think it's time for Deborah to be punished. Maybe they could force her to sleep with me as punishment.
  • Britney Spears didn't make the headlines this week for outrageous conduct, but her 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn did: she's pregnant. Reports indicated Jamie Lynn was living with her 19 year old boyfriend with her mother's blessing. Reports also indicate that Lynn Spears (Britney and Jamie's mom) negotiated a million dollar photo deal for the baby pictures. Apparently, Lynn was about to have a book on parenting published soon. THANK GOD, the publisher has decided NOT TO PUBLISH the book. Lynn Spears is OBVIOUSLY NOT the person to offer anyone advice on parenting. Odds are that Lynn is the reason her daughters are so messed up.
  • SHE"S BAAAAACK - - - We are nearing the end of the year and everyone is including video of Miss South Carolina and her dissertation on why U.S. students can't find the U.S. on a map. Remember "...such as the Iraq..." She will go to her grave hearing "...such as the Iraq..."

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